leviathan-supersystem:

thepeacockangel:

Stuff you say to dogs sounds super weird if you say man instead of boy…

[[crouches down and looks a beagle dead in the eye]]

“you’re a good man”

(via hotboyproblems)

giraffesonparade:

giraffesonparade:

giraffesonparade:

I am drunk and on my way home walked past this truck that had pictures of fish on it and said ‘meat without feet’ I laughed so hardr

MEAT WITHOUT FEET

this got more attention than I thought it would

(via silverxraine)

leupagus:

haviary:

the fact that the Russian language doesn’t have articles makes me go ??????????????? because in a native English speaker’s head it sounds like a hilarious shitpost type thing

 so when you ask someone “Где водка?” it translates to “where is the vodka?”

 but in my horrible backwards english brain if I don’t see any articles I assume they aren’t there, so yelling “ГДЕ ВОДКА” translates to “WHERE VODKA” like some kind of drunken maniac who you definitely should not give vodka to

Speaking as a Russian-American who speaks the language and knows a fair share of Russian-Russians, even if Russians did have articles they would still slam open the door yelling “WHERE VODKA” at all times.

(via hotboyproblems)